Out of The King’s Mouth

Reporter: “We have been able to secure an exclusive interview with the well-known Camelot’s King Arthur. He has been able to set aside some time from his busy schedule of jousting and his duties protecting his land, for which we are grateful. Hello King Arthur, we are glad to meet you”

King Arthur: “WOOF WOOF” Hello Hooman, glad to meet you as well. You may scratch my head. Did you bring me some biltong or Farmina”

Reporter: “I brought you some biltong”

King Arthur: “Woof. Thank you, that will be fine, but I would have preferred Farmina”

Reporter: “You look fit, healthy and handsome. How do you manage that”

King Arthur: “Woof. Woof. Thanks! Lots of exercise, don’t stress too much and of course very healthy food. My daddy always fed me good food, either raw meat and Acana and when the even better food Farmina became available in SA, he changed me to Farmina”

Reporter: “What things do you enjoy most”

King Arthur: “Woof. Woof. Loving and cuddling from my daddy, lying on daddy’s bed (that is if and when Helen allows me) and of course my Farmina food”

Reporter: “And of those what do you enjoy the most”

King Arthur: “WOOF!! That is an unfair question, if I answer that my daddy might be mad at me!”

Reporter: “You promised to be open and honest in this interview”

King Arthur: “WOOF WOOF!! If you insist – my Farmina food

Reporter: “Not your daddy’s love and cuddles?”

King Arthur: “Woof -sad. Up to two years ago that would have been true, daddy’s love and cuddles by far the most important. But then I got to know Farmina dog food – and you just don’t understand. It is just so delicious, it is addictive. I cannot go without it. And so many extremely tasty and healthy food – Chicken, Lamb, Wild Boar and even Fish”

Reporter: “And what things do you hate most”

King Arthur: “Humans that don’t like dogs and don’t properly look after their dogs. Also, we have to sit and wait for our food. With all of us, the drool runs like rivers from our mouths, we cannot contain our desire for that food. Pools form around our feet. And then, with the small portions of food, we get, we would like to eat a whole bag at a time, it is so delicious. But Daddy says it is so nutritionally packed, that if we eat too much we will get fat. So each of us only gets 300g to 400 g per day – and that is LITTLE for us large dogs. Shame on you Daddy. “

Reporter: “Any last words of advice”

King Arthur: ” WOOF!! YES!! Life is short, enjoy every day, make the most of every day and new experiences. Don’t worry, be happy! Leave the stress to the humans. If something troubles you, piss on it and move on. Always love your hoomans, they crave your love. And life is too short to eat crummy tasteless and unhealthy food. Get your hoomans to WhatsApp my daddy Henk at 078 065 3360 . And you can get your Farmina food delivered right to your gate (remember the courier is not part of the food)”